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Well, just when we were starting to develop some highly promising theories to explain the origins of the Propagator signals… along comes Tom Cruise… for PRESIDENT… of the “North American Union.”

“RESPECTED RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHER”???

How many eyes are looking at us from these videos? What do they want?

My assistant, Hermadore, has suggested I take tea and gather my thoughts. Perhaps a hot cup of valerian root blend would be fitting?

So you’re here to see Propagator? Well, I don’t know what you’ve heard, but none of it has been verified.

It took our best team of cryptovideographologists over 6 months to decipher these unusual transmissions, whose meaning and origins remain obscure. Although amusing at times, the content of these videos seems to be an assortment of dark and absurd fabrications, depicting an implausible world where powerful institutions use media bombardment to pacify and manipulate the minds of the masses. Thus having no apparent value, we’ve decided this material belongs on the web, where perhaps our fruitless discovery will at least prove entertaining.

That’s all we know.