Propagator

We Can’t Explain Tom Cruise

operations — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:59:06 +0000

Well, just when we were starting to develop some highly promising theories to explain the origins of the Propagator signals… along comes Tom Cruise… for PRESIDENT… of the “North American Union.”

“RESPECTED RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHER”???

How many eyes are looking at us from these videos? What do they want?

My assistant, Hermadore, has suggested I take tea and gather my thoughts. Perhaps a hot cup of valerian root blend would be fitting?

Stage 004: Officially Authorized Disney Special

operations — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:36:11 +0000

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the Naziest of them all?

Stage 003: Redaction

operations — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:30:22 +0000

82 sock monkeys and one censored news anchor.

Stage 002: Expanditure

operations — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:31:15 +0000

Twesting, twesting, one two three! As olympic coverage winds down, we turn our eye to the fate of humanity… and machinery.

Welcome to Propagator.tv

admin — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:25:37 +0000

So you’re here to see Propagator? Well, I don’t know what you’ve heard, but none of it has been verified.

It took our best team of cryptovideographologists over 6 months to decipher these unusual transmissions, whose meaning and origins remain obscure. Although amusing at times, the content of these videos seems to be an assortment of dark and absurd fabrications, depicting an implausible world where powerful institutions use media bombardment to pacify and manipulate the minds of the masses. Thus having no apparent value, we’ve decided this material belongs on the web, where perhaps our fruitless discovery will at least prove entertaining.

That’s all we know.

Stage 001: Opening Ceremonies

admin — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 06:00:18 +0000

After years of controversy, training, and tireless preparation - the world has gathered as one to celebrate the achievement of the human spirit: Propagator.tv.

This is stage 001.