Posts Tagged “tom cruise”

Well, just when we were starting to develop some highly promising theories to explain the origins of the Propagator signals… along comes Tom Cruise… for PRESIDENT… of the “North American Union.”

“RESPECTED RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHER”???

How many eyes are looking at us from these videos? What do they want?

My assistant, Hermadore, has suggested I take tea and gather my thoughts. Perhaps a hot cup of valerian root blend would be fitting?